Newsflash: Harry Potter isn't real.

I saw Jesus Camp the other day, and it left me pretty righteously freaked out. Don't get me wrong - I don't think most fundamental Christians yearn for world domination via third graders. But when you find a group that does, you just can't help but bust out the ol' camcorder and make magic.

My personal favorite scene? Pastor Fischer expresses a desire for the blood of Hogwarts' students.